Dog Day

Dear J & J: What’s the deal with women and small dogs? This new girl I’m dating has this little rat on her arm — it’s gross. Why can’t women like big dogs?

Orange, NJ

JILL: What’s the deal with men who keep cats? Look, everyone’s got their own idea about what makes a great pet. Regardless, I wouldn’t get in between a pet and his owner. Insulting "Pixie" will result in you hitting the pavement before you can say "woof." If it’s you or the mutt, better to save face and move on with your pride intact.

JACK: Who cares? So she likes small dogs. If she can’t see past all that manicured hair to spend time with you sans pooch, perhaps you should be shopping for a new companion.



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